Lesley Joseph

yeah I have a question for you Lesley, why are you such a Bastard?

Loose Women

Today on Loose Women these topics were discussed.

Do you wear all your clothes all the time or do you keep some for "best"? Wedding Cakes and

comparing pregnancies.2 ten year old boys raping an 8 year old girl. Then 60's model Twiggy came on and they all kissed her arse for a bit.

Keep up the good work gals!! x

Facebook or Weights?

Oh it's you again,

So this not having a job malarkey is all well and good but there is a down side to all this free time, mainly filling it with things that don't involve money. Facebook is a horrid thing when you have too much time on your hands, for example normally when asked to look over someones holiday photos the first thought that might enter your mind would be "no fuck off it's boring and I wasn't there so I don't care". Yet when faced with some downtime between wanks, breezing through someones snaps of their latest getaway somehow seems like a good idea. It's not of course as it may remind you that while not having a job you'll just spend your time becoming some twisted voyeur of other peoples lives, never being able to actually afford to do anything even slightly eventful yourself. A bit like that Robin Williams film where he goes all mad obsessing over some happy family, not TOYS. This will all come about too quickly and before you know it you'll be weeping onto a soggy chicken and mushroom slice that's become as cold as your worthless heart because the caption reads (It was so hot the water park was perfect). Besides this you may slip into looking over your own pictures more than you ever would if they were in a dusty album shoved in some draw. "Oh look I can instantly visit that time when I was having a really great time doing good stuff" before you know it you need to have another wank to squeeze out a few seconds of fluidy joy, then maybe a nap.

Of course there are other activities for the unemployed, some could even go towards bettering yourself. I for instance decided to pick up the old weights to thrash out some pent up aggression, fuck warm ups they're for pussies I'll just bust out some sweet reps and get all tonk that'll teach everyone, I can hear them now;

"Is that Unemploydazoid?"

"yeah I think so"

"woah he got big!"

"yeah he looks like he could kick someones head in"

"does he have a job yet?"

"who cares look how big he is!"

"yeah he is pretty tonk"

Trouble is I only did a bit yesterday and now my arms feel like I've tossed off an army of elephants. Anyway I don't need to be built like a gladiator to sit playing facebook poker for imaginary money, $85,000 imaginary dollars and rising thank you very much.

So yeah, stay tuned for more pointless shit you can do if your lucky enough to lose your job.