Surprized by my own Stupidity.

Bonjour,

On my last stint in the Doll Que I used to fill out my application diary like a good little job seeker, 3 jobs a week to keep them happy. However one application I failed to make a record of, because it was possibly one of the most retarded things I have ever done. On my daily job search on the Internet I came across an add which stated "you can earn £350 a day reviewing websites!" I thought this sounded like a marvelous idea as I wouldn't even need to leave the computer let alone my house. I applied via e-mail to the address provided and received a very quick response informing me the websites I would need to review were of the Adult variety. Being quite a fan of porn in general this seemed like just another perk to an already super position.

I would be the Johnathan Ross of smut and my opinions would be read by porn enthusiasts far and wide. Continuing in my application the reply told me to go to one of the websites and subscribe for a "free" 3 day trial, write a review of my thoughts of the bone jumping on offer and submit it for their approval. Now at the point of typing in my debit card details, being that I was already unemployed and more skint than a tramp, alarm bells should have rung. Instead dreams of receiving awards for my gripping review of teeniespunkslurpers.com were too strong to overcome. On completion the online form I was bombarded with pop-ups for other sites and as my screen filled the thoughts faded until I was left with one. "what the fuck did I do that for?"

I had been done up like a kipper, a kipper with dreams of making £350 a week from reviewing people bumping uglies. As you can guess my account was soon robbed of the pitants within it and I had to go to the bank to explain what had happened. This was very frustrating being that they asked me all kinds of questions. As it turns out if you give over your card details it's not actually fraud? I know who'd thought it!? So after much skimming round the fact I had given my details on the promise of being paid to look at porn I settled with telling them my details had been stolen, just in time for the Hustlers to take all of my hard earned benefits out of my account. Of course I told the bank I wouldn't try to claim it back as I was sure I'd be hired for a new job soon, guarding a leprechauns pot of gold at the end of a fucking rainbow.